Thursday, October 24, 2013

Short Review: Escape Plan

Grade: B

A man whose job is to break out of prisons in placed in a secret inescapable prison.

A lot more fun than I expected. Some of that enjoyment comes from watching Stallone and Schwarzenegger work together. Cheesy plot and characters but that's half the fun. 

Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jim Caviezel and many more.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Short Review: Machete Kills

Grade: A

Machete is back and is hired by the president to stop a madman trying to destroy the world.

Insane amounts of fun to watch. Ridiculous and entertaining. Can't wait for Machete Kills Again.

Starring: Danny Trejo, Michele Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Mel Gibson, Carlos Estevez and so very many more.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Short Review: Gravity

Grade: A

Two astronauts become stranded in space after their shuttle gets struck by debris.

Amazing and extremely tense movie. The first movie ever I would actually recommend seeing in 3D. Absolutely worth watching.

Starring: Sandra Bullock, George Clooney

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Short Review: Don Jon

Grade: A

New Jersey guy, Jon, tries to deal with his unrealistic expectations of women, brought on by his fixation with porn, when he meets the potential girl of his dreams.

Writer, director and star Joseph Gordon-Levitt knocks it out of the park in all aspects. Very funny and entertaining movie with an interesting view on internet porn. Worth checking out.

Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, Tony Danza, Glenne Headly, Brie Larson, Rob Brown, Jeremy Luke and more.

Short Review: Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2

Grade: A-

Flint Lockwood and crew return to Swallow Falls only to discover his machine has created food/animal hybrids and an ecosystem for them to thrive in.

Very funny and entertaining movie. On par with the first one for entertainment value. Many of the foodanimals are very cute. Non-stop jokes. If you like the first, see this one.

Bill Hader, Anna Farris, Will Forte, Andy Samberg, James Caan, Neil Patrick Harris, Benjamin Bratt, Terry Crews, Kristen Schaal and more.